Thursday, December 17, 2009

I had an echocardiogram today.  The results came back the same as always: black and cold. 

Last time I had an echo, a youngish guy tech did it.  If you're female and you've never had a guy ultrasound your chest, all I'm going to say is there is a lot of lube and touching of the bathing suit area involved.

This time I had a female, so I was all excited about it.  Then, when she asked me to change into the hospital gown (open in the front of course), she said, "You don't mind if I stay in the room to set things up while you change, do you?"

To which I responded:


  1. I just want to know what terms you used on Google to retrieve that photo...

  2. OMG, I would die if a guy did an echo to me. I would probably ask for a female instead. In fact, I wonder if MD Anderson only allows females to give them to females...

  3. Honestly, the guy doing the echo was not nearly as bad as the guy doing the breast ultrasound. He made creepy eye contact. It was pretty much the most awkward thing ever.