Monday, January 10, 2011

Will walking around the house topless saying, "I think someone stole my nipples!" ever get old?  The answer is clearly no.

In other news, I realized the other day that at some point, my nipples were in the trash.  It was probably medical waste or biohazard or something, but tomato tomahto.  Isn't that the most profoundly sad thing ever?  I'm going to have to punch a kitten or something as a pick-me-up.