OMG you guise. My new med onc is a toucher. He's from, idk, India, Pakistan? (I know that confusing Indians and Pakistanis is pretty offensive, but I can't tell the cultural nuances or accents apart. Also, after all of this, he's probably Egyptian.) So, it's probably a cultural thing, but he must have held my hand for at least three minutes straight. It was so awkward.

But he seems really competent and was plenty nice. He also remembered me from the time I called him about having a fever (or something).

Why do I have a new medical oncologist? Because my normal one didn't take my needs into consideration while doing her family planning and went and had a baby. The bitch. This is almost as bad as the time my surgical oncologist went to visit her family for Xmas. I had to wait a whole extra week to have surgery. So selfish!