These are the tales of my super fun adventure kicking cancer's ass.
They are sleeping... just wait... muhuhahahaaaaaGood luck with the radiation. :)
You gotta get bit by a spider first.
Maybe you glow in the dark but you don't know it because you're asleep?
I can't believe you have no super powers yet! Maybe you have them and just don't know? Have you *tried* jumping off a roof and seeing you can fly?
Or like Invisible Boy - you're only invisible when no one is looking.