For the most part, I haven't missed my breasts at all. I miss wearing a bra, but only because I feel under dressed every time I leave the house. Otherwise, not having tits has been pretty great.
However, a couple of friends were talking about my pets' nipples and it suddenly struck me. I don't have those anymore. At all. I am a person existing in the world, traveling through life, who doesn't have nipples. Weird.
i bet your back feels way better. and you're probably an inch taller, standing up straighter.
ReplyDeleteYou should tell people that you lost your nipples in 9/11. When they give you a confused look, mouth "Never forget" and silently back away.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sarah!
ReplyDeleteYou can always have tattooed nipples later? If you decide you miss them.
Today I went bra shopping and thought of you.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel any better, I couldn't find any to fit me and I left with nothing! For a brief moment I envied your nippleless existence.
Hope you're feeling ok.
okay, so it's apparently popular in the body modification community to have your nipples removed. so you are not the only nippleless person around
ReplyDelete@Anna, Yeah, but I bet these are the penis splitters. Although, maybe I should go to a bodyart convention and act like I got a badass breast removal. I wonder if I could get any cred that way.
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