Two things:
1) Today, one of the button's on Dr. Derdel's collar was undone. I hope he's okay! It's so unlike him that I'm a little worried. I didn't want to mention it to him, though. That would have brought shame upon us all.
2) I had my second chemo infusion with The Toucher. At first, I was relieved because he didn't go in for the handshake. But, no, instead, he sat in front of me and PUT HIS HAND ON MY THIGH!! AND KEPT IT THERE FOR THE WHOLE APPOINTMENT. It's not like it was sexual or anything. There was a nurse in the room the whole time, and besides being a serious red-alert type breach of my personal space, there was nothing unsavory about it. Still, someone needs to pull this guy aside and tell him that this is not how we do things in the U.S.of A. If only Gretchen Weiner was round to be all, "Oh my god, Dr. [name withheld to protect the innocent], you can't just touch people on the thigh."
To be fair, I would totally put my hand on your thigh, too.
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